The freaks call me strange

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janelleioimo:

transmann:

My dad at 29, me at 2 weeks. Me at 29, my boy at 2 weeks. 

this has got to be the best thing i have seen on tumblr so far, i love this way too much. 

aw i hope their generations keep this going.

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justalittledangerouss:

laughcentre:

peenstagram:

i ordered a pizza at 11:55pm on new years eve and then when the delivery guy came at 12:20 i told him my pizza should be free because i ordered it last year

was it free

this is important

but wait, what pizza places deliver at that time? I need to know for reasons.

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itty-bitty-babe:

fitnerd:

situpsandfruitcups:

a friendly reminder to eat

The best.

I officially love you.

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jaclcfrost:

rivan-okurelin:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

a series of unfortunate events has a board game and a card game and all of the books have been translated into 41 languages but there’s still no movie for each book

i guess you could refer to this as an

unfortunate event

you stop that

i’m not going to stop

so i guess that’ll make this

a series of unfortunate events

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chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

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hogs-mede:

i dont even care if its good or not i needed to get it off my mind 5/4/13

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pizza:

pizza:

why did the hipster burn herself on the slice of pizza

bcos she ate it before it was cool

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trying-to-find-perfection:

50shadesofashley:

Dear CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch:

My name is Ashley, I’m 17, and I no longer fit into the jean shorts at Hollister.  I saw your article on how you don’t sell to plus-size women because you don’t think they are “cool” or “pretty” enough to wear them, and you want the typical, All-American popular kid walking around advertising your company.

I am not, by any means, the “All-American girl’ I wear heavy eyeliner, I’m pale, and by your definition I’m fat.  But, as you can see, I’m wearing all Hollister/Abercrombie.  Why? Because I realized that your worst nightmare obviously isn’t your company going out of business.  Your worst nightmare is fat, unattractive people walking around advertising your company and making it less attractive.  I am your worst nightmare.

I am not going to stop wearing Abercrombie, because the stats are against you, and I’m not going to stop wearing a brand just because you think I shouldn’t.

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tacobellporn:

his username though

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“Pudge controls the weather”

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